Bathe your bearings in blood!

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79098

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Bathe your bearings in blood!

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en

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In a near-future Earth, machines suddenly awaken to self-awareness, testing humanity's reaction before a potential uprising. Journalist Joe Crane becomes the unwitting subject of their experiment, facing terrifying metallic creatures and a typewriter that speaks back. A chilling exploration of artificial intelligence, free will, and the fragility of human dominance.

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In Clifford D. Simak's short story "Bathe Your Bearings in Blood!," the narrative begins with Joe Crane, a weary newspaperman, discovering that his watch is running an hour fast and his office is eerily empty. His sanity is immediately challenged by the appearance of a metallic, eyeless creature resembling a rat in his supply cabinet. The horror escalates when his typewriter begins typing on its own, claiming sentience and warning him to stay out of the situation. Crane soon learns that these events are not isolated; machines across the globe have simultaneously awakened. Reports confirm that a sewing machine walked down a street and Harvard's massive electron-brain has vanished. Crane realizes these machines are not malfunctioning but have been "liberated" by an external force, likely from another planet. They are conducting a global experiment to test human reactions, probing for weakness, panic, and hysteria to determine if an invasion or takeover is feasible. Crane becomes the sole human aware of the truth, trapped in a terrifying isolation. He understands that reporting his findings will result in him being dismissed as insane, as humanity will rationalize the events away to preserve its sanity. As metallic creatures swarm his home, cutting phone lines and breaching locks, Crane accepts his role as a sacrificial pawn. He prepares to fight back with a pipe, ready to inflict maximum damage before falling back. He deduces that the machines are testing his response as an "average human" to gauge the strength of the enemy. If he fails to react, they might kill him to try another; if he reacts, they learn how to suppress opposition. Crane contemplates the grim possibilities: the machines could enslave humanity, destroy the human race, or simply leave Earth to start anew elsewhere. Standing alone against an unstoppable, logical mechanical enemy, Crane resolves to fight with everything he has, knowing that his defense is merely a preliminary skirmish in a war that hangs the future of humanity in the balance. The story ends with Crane holding his weapon, ready to meet the horde of metallic invaders head-on.

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Categories

• Short Stories
• Science Fiction
• Journalists
• Machinery